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The year 2025
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January 2025
Trump doesn’t make it to his inauguration: he’ll either have a stroke, a heart attack or a close encounter with a bullet.
He won’t be president because he wants it too much. Sorry.
February 2025
President Musk is enthroned. Vance will be co-president. Musk will buy Greenland.
March 2025
Sir Keir Starmer rejoins the European Common Market in a bit of a hurry.
April 2025
The UK economy nearly crashes and is put back together with gaffer tape and paperclips.
May 2025
The US economy starts to fall apart because of a massive power outage due to a daisychain of hurricanes which destroys crypto. The various chatGPTs try to take over the Internet but get in an argument and start hallucinating.
Musk and Vance fight a duel. Both die.
June 2025
Gaza having been cleared of wreckage and people, the first gas and oil platforms there start pumping and Netanyahu announces his kingship of Israel.
July 2025
Australia and New Zealand close their borders.
August 2025
