Ultimate poem

600.

Satsuma-san has a feud with next-door’s tuxedo cat — Satsuma started it, by the way. My neighbour is understandably annoyed. Any ideas?

To anybody who cares about these Terrible Daily Poems.

I’m feeling tired and also afraid that I might be repeating myself.

I live a quiet life (apart from Satsuma-san’s feud with

The next-door tuxedo cat), which I like

Because there’s plenty of drama and conflict