Why I’m planning to spend a week walking slowly through London

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I like London although I haven’t lived there for thirty years. Yet I’ll be zooming up at hideous expense, getting in line with a load of other long-haired layabouts, students, bloody lefties, wokerati and other such scummy protesters and marching through the London traffic to deliberately disrupt it.

That’s ok, readers of the Times and Telegraph, you can go and read something else now — because if you’re still trustingly inhaling the fossil-fuel-friendly lies from those papers, there’s nothing I can really say to convince you otherwise.

And frankly, I don’t want to waste my time because there isn’t too much of it left.

By the way, have you noticed how few insects there are around at the moment? Weird, isn’t it? Couldn’t be anything to do with “climate change” or as I prefer less euphemistically to call it, “Global Heating,” could it?

Nah.

So anyway, I’m joining my voice to Just Stop Oil. Their original request was that the Tory government stop selling new licences to exploit gas and oil in the North Sea.

The idea was that we could use up the old licences as we transitioned to sustainable power (solar, wind, hydro etc). No new…